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Umberto Hattrick
Fat Hattrick
Biographical information
Real name Umberto Patrick Hattrick
Also known as The evil teach, fatty, fat hypocrite, rich old fart, Patrick Hattrick, Mr. Umberto
Nationality Afro-American flag African-American
Born 26th of May, 1958/42 BH
Age 65
Status Alive
Birthplace Lansing, Michigan, United States of America
Physical description
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Black
Ethnicity African-Caucasian
Height 6'2" (188 cm)
Weight 220 lbs (100 kg)
Blood type B+
Gender Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s) Dixmor Academy teachers, Preppies
Enemies Lionele Galloway, Jimmy Hopkins
Occupation(s) Math teacher (formerly), now a hobo on the streets, selling drugs or liquor
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) Bully
Voiced by (English) Charles Turner
"Children are like dogs! They only learn through frequent punishment."
— Umberto about the children

Umberto Patrick Hattrick was the math teacher at Dixmor Academy in Bully.

Role in Game[]

Hattrick appears in the first mission, where he runs up on Jimmy Hopkins's beating by Russell Northrop. The Bullies quickly ran away and Hattrick instead lectured Jimmy on being out of uniform.

Later on he takes Beatrice Trudeau's diary when she was caught writing in it, locked it in his desk, and after that he brought it to the teachers' lounge, with the intent to give it to Justin Roberts Sr., who would reveal all of Beatrice's secrets; and in turn, humiliate her.

Later that year, Jimmy encounters Hattrick yelling at Lionele Galloway in the English classroom, berating him for drinking and then stating he intends to get Galloway fired. He goes to Justin Roberts, forcing Jimmy to hide all of Galloway's booze before Roberts can see it. He continues to harass Galloway over the course of the year, prompting Jimmy to retaliate on Lionele's behalf by trashing Umberto's house and the surrounding estate in "Glass House". Later that year, he guilt-trips Galloway into enrolling in Happy Volts Asylum to get off the alcohol. Deirdre Philips convinces Jimmy to enter the asylum and find him for her, and only her.

Hattrick is busted when Galloway tells Jimmy about his selling test answers, and Jimmy manages to get photographic proof and present it to Dr. Roberts. Roberts doesn't give a damn about it, though, and let's Hattrick continue his shit.

Umberto also teaches the math class, and can be seen teaching it even outside if all the classrooms are occupied.

Personality and traits[]

Mr. Hattrick was introduced on Facebook as the teacher students love to hate and hate to love, and is described as an old-school authoritarian teacher. These characteristics remained true in the game unlike many other Facebook descriptions.

Hattrick is self-righteous and tyrannical, and he has a very low opinion of both the students and his fellow faculty. His general opinion on the students is that they should be punished more often and more harshly, and he even advocates for the legalisation of capital punishments in schools. He is not rude to the well behaved students however, as he calls Sheldon Thompson a genius. However, at other times he calls him a twerp.

He is as unpleasant to his fellow staff as he is to students. He harangues Lionel Galloway for drinking alcohol on school grounds; Galloway claims that Hattrick has been on his case for years even for other stuff, and his drinking is a result of the stress Hattrick caused him. He isn't seen to interact with any other teachers, but he seems to have a poor reputation around town, with Deirdre Philips, Tamara Danvers and Edna Abners disliking him. Even Jennifer Carvin, despite her senility and harshness, speaks ill of him.

As upright as he seems, Hattrick is also corrupt. He is an old money type from Old Bullworth Vale, where he owns a manor, and is rich due for taking many bribes a day from Preppies. He is also friends with many of the fathers of the preps. He sells test answers to the sons of his rich friends for even up to $10,000, so the sons may then sell the test answers to other students around the school.

According to Pedro De La Hoya, Mr. Hattrick was once bribed with $180,000, the highest bribe he ever received. Hattrick is also a widower; his wife committed suicide due to his bullying of her, although it isn't specified how we bullied her. He claims that she never understood him.

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