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This article, The Hunt For Guard Dig Dialogues, is property of Billy cougar.

(Jack Marston approaches the Red Grass, passing near a cage holding Leg Johnson.)

Leg: Excuse me sir, Excuse me. I seem to have found myself in a most unlucky situation. If you would be kind enough to help me.

Jack: You ain't my problem Sheriff.

Leg: Indeed, sir, but you might feel differently once you look... behind you.

(A fight ensues. Eventually Jack frees Leg from it's cage. Leg pulls out a Gatling Gun)

Leg: I'm guessing there's more where they came from. That gatling should make work of them. P'll cover you.

(Another wave of enemies is dispatched, then Guard Dig emerges from his cart.)

Guard Dig: You're gonna blow up reeeeeeeal... Good cowboy! Heh heh heh.

(Leg and Jack defeates Dig.)

Leg: Thank you sir. Your help has been immensely appreciated. If I can be of any assistance whatsoever, do not hesitate to call on me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a certain debt to collect from Wade Basset and his miner gang. Good day to you sr.

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