| Reiko VS Josh Holmes | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  Outworlder (Reiko),  American (Holmes)
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| Born | Unknown, 1670 (Reiko), unknown, 1969 (Holmes) |
| Age | 347 (Reiko), 46 (Holmes) |
| Status | Alive (Reiko), deceased (Holmes) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Lightning blue, white (Reiko), brown (Holmes) |
| Hair colour | Black and white (Reiko), brown (Holmes) |
| Height | 6'2 (Reiko), 5'10 (Holmes) |
| Weight | 110kg (Reiko), 78kg (Holmes) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Kahn's Army (Former), Shinnok, Kotal Kahn, Baraka (Former), Mileena, Goro, Ermac, Shao Kahn (Former), Greedo, Hotaru, Tanya, Onaga (Former) (Reiko), U.S Marines (Holmes) |
| Enemies | {{{enemies}}} |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Mortal Kombat series (Reiko), World of War series (Holmes) |
| Voiced by (English) | Ed Boon, David Beron, Jim Helsinger (Reiko), Unknown (Holmes) |
Reiko VS Josh Holmes is the thirteenth installment of EERB and the second episode of Season 2. It features Emperor Shao Kahn's right-hand man and general, Reiko, rapping against the U.S Marine soldier, Josh Holmes. It was released on January 31st, 2012.
Lyrics[]
Reiko (1st Verse):[]
Outworlders! Let's start this! (Aliens in background shouting: WOO!)
Show this petty officer who's the hadest! (WOO!)
The biggest mistake that you've ever made... ! (WOO!)
I'll toss you like a frag grenade! (WOO!)
Then I'll stomp you in the face With my sandals enraged, and tonight we shall Rhyme in the Shade! (WOO!)
Your puny fans are just some fat nerds on computers!
Ya'll are all jerkin' off to games giving themselves First Person Shooters! (WOO!)
Your guns are hard but my hands are harder! (WOO!)
You're in my hotel now chief, THIS IS OUTWORLD!
(Reiko kicks Josh into the Rancor Pit, but Holmes climbs back up)
Holmes (1st Verse):[]
Not so fast.
Kitana said you're an alien.
So why don't you go fighting against Olaf instead?
They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be.
Ain't no way that you can beat me.
Even my missions spell MC.
While you and your companions were all campin' in a canyon,
Took a campaign to your house and shot Shao's Queen, you plastic canyon.
And they should've thrown your rhymes over a cliff because they're sickly.
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly!
Reiko (2nd Verse):[]
HA! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son! (WOO!)
I don't need hard power when I'm rockin' these... GUNS! (WOO!)
I'm a King! You sleep in a freezer in OUTER SPACE!
I would look you in the eyes but your too much of a b*tch to show your TRUE FACE!!! (WOOOOOOO!!!)
Holmes (2nd Verse):[]
You got a bad case and no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone.
Your whole plan got messed up with a hunchback with Alfred Drown!
300 a*ses need a kickin'?
Give more tea bags than Lipton!
So why don't you quit your b*tchin'?
My trigger finger's itchin'.