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| Juri Karamazov | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Juri Mikhail Karamazov |
| Also known as | Jury, Juri, the Russian, Karam |
| Nationality |  Russian
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| Born | 19th of March, 1988 |
| Age | 31 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Vladivostok, Russia, Eurasia |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Green |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Slavic |
| Height | 6'3" (191 cm) |
| Weight | 260 lbs (118 kg) |
| Blood type | A- |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | The Jocks, Luis Luna |
| Enemies | The Nerds, Jimmy Hopkins, Dan Wilson, Ukrainians |
| Occupation(s) | Student at Dixmor Academy, jock |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully |
| Voiced by (English) | Lloyd Floyd |
- "It hasn't shrunk, has it? No-no, that is just vicious rumour! It hasn't shrunk."
- — Juri being insecure about his dik
Juri Mikhail Karamazov is a character in Bully, and is a member of the Jocks at Dixmor Academy. He is the only student that comes from Russia, although Ivan Alexander is half Russian.
Role in game[]
In "This Is Your School", Juri is at the cafeteria, arm-wrestling with Damon West as Ted Thompson watches. Just as the bell rings, Juri looks up and glares at Jimmy Hopkins and Gary Smith with a serious death face.
Juri can be seen in the mission "The Candidate", bullying Earnest Johnson with Damon. He ends up giving Earnest a vicious wedgie, and participates in the egging during Earnest's speech.
During Chapter 4, Juri makes regular appearances during the missions, but for the most part has no individual role. During "The Big Game", Jimmy spreads super glue on the benches by the football field as one of several pranks, and Juri sits on the bench and gets stuck to it, laughed at by the other Jocks as his tush is glued tightly to the wooden bench, leaving him with thorns stuck in his ass.
He's also caught in the gym during "The Gym is Burning", where the basketball post falls on him. When Jimmy helps him, Juri claims he could have done it himself, but a piece of debris falls in front of him causing another fire and forcing him to ask Jimmy for help again. Despite this, he will still be hostile to Jimmy after the mission is completed due to the Jock gang's respect being 40% and because he is one ungrateful b-tard.
Quotes[]
- "Hmm, I feel angry. I better find a lonely, vulnerable nard."
- — Juri
- "It is unnatural and should not be allowed. They should be banned. All of them."
- — Juri about islam
- "I wonder what Luis was is doing. Maybe he'd like to wrestle?"
- — Karamazov
- "Prep parties are great: The boys are scare and the girls love you."
- — Juri
- "Wrestling is great! It's true man versus man competition, no room for wimps."
- — Juri about wrestling
- "Ms. Danvers has a thing for me. I can see it in his eyes."
- — Karamazov
- "I hear Hattrick likes to torment Galloway. The strong always rule."
- — Karamazov
- "Mr. Burton yelling at me again today; I do not like that. Sometimes strength cannot solve every problem."
- — Juri complaining
- "Hahahaha! This is great!"
- — Juri when fighting
Personality and traits[]
Juri seems to be very much a stereotypical Jock. He talks mainly about sports, has no respect for education or women, and enjoys tormenting the Nerds. His personality is somewhat misogynistic, rlly. He worries that others might perceive him as "girly", and various lines of his dialogue express even more lack of respect for women. He struggles with the English language, frequently using poor grammar, such as being unable to pronounce the word "president", and not knowing the English phrase for fire alarm. You might also see some of the poor wording in his quotes.
Juri frequently accompanies Damon West, but his best friend is Luis Luna, with whom he wrestles frequently. He prefers wrestling over football but does play on the school's football team, although his team number isn't known since he's never seen in his uniform.
His use of the piledriver when fighting is thought to be a reference to the WWE wrestler Brock Lesnar.
Trivia[]
- His report card grades, as sometimes seen, are the following:
- Art: C-
- Science: D-
- English: F
- History: B-
- Math: F
- Biology: F+
- Chemistry: F
- Geography: D+
- Music: F
- Photography: F+
- Shop: D-
- Home Economics: F
- Gym: A+
- He killed his puppet Dan Wilson when he forced him to come to Ukraine with him where Russia dropped a bomb on him.
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