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| Abraham Reys | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Abraham Abram Jacobo Reys |
| Also known as | Father Reys, Abe, Ape, Reyes, Laura's man, mask thief, rapist, beardy revolutionary, greedy and lustful peasant, poor guy, cholera |
| Nationality |  Argentinian
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| Born | 3rd of June, 1861/159 BH |
| Age | 31 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Birthplace | Mar del Plata, Argentina, South America |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Black |
| Ethnicity | Latino |
| Height | 6'0" (182 cm) |
| Weight | 165 lbs (73 kg) |
| Blood type | O- |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Reys' Rebels, Victor Melendez, John Marston, Laura Fortuna, the Mummies (undead state) |
| Enemies |  Mexican Army, Agustin Allende, Vincente de Santa, Espizona, Jack Marston
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| Occupation(s) | Former president/dictator of Nuevo Paraiso, leader of Reys' rebels, former thief |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Dead Redemption (part II, Mexican Revolution and part IV, Undead Nightmare) |
| Voiced by (English) | Josh Segarra |
- "Allende is dead! Mehiko is mine!"
- — Reys after killing Allende
Abraham Reys is a major hero-turned-villain character featured in Red Dead Redemption, part II, Mexican Revolution and part IV, Undead Nightmare.
With the addition of the 'Liars and Cheats' DLC pack, Reys is also a multiplayer character that may be selected in the 'Liars' section of the Outfitter, although he is clearly a cheater as well.
Info[]
Abraham Reys was born to a very rich family and had a wealthy upbringing. According to him, his nursemaid used to tell him when he was little; "Abraham, one day, everybody will know your name." Reys was the son of a nobleman and attended schools in both, Argentina and Europe, but he was expelled from a Swiss school because of an affair with a teacher and he raped a classmate. He then became a revolutionary guerrilla leader, who resided in Nuevo Paraíso, Northern Mexico, despite being freaking Argentinian. Reys has goals of achieving social reform through violent revolution, against the Mexican Army and their leader Agustin Allende. His charisma has allowed Reys to be an excellent recruiter for his paramilitary group and he pretends to fight for the poor, despite his rich upbringing.
The Federales think very little of Reys, labelling him a traitor and a coward which he actually is, plus he's a rapist. They despise him as a combat leader, accusing him of never fighting his own battles, but rather sacrificing his followers — accusations which have nothing more than grains upon grains of salty truth. He does, however, personally save John Marston from Vincente de Santa's men before he can be executed, participates in the assault on Escalera alongside Marston, and acts as a decoy to aid the theft of a train. However, he does all of these deeds for himself and not for anyone else and only does them because he knows Johnny will be there to save his beardy and hairy as when things go sour.
When riding to the final assault on El Presidio, Reys seems to espouse the virtues of eugenics; a relatively new idea at the turn of the smelly century which divides the "races" of humanity into upper and lower classes, basically some sort of social Darwinism. He claims to possess a more noble blood than the "peasants" he fights for and hates them and when questioned of his less-than-favourable treatment of the Chinese workers, he remarks that they are "an inferior race", to which John Marston remarks: "You have the makings of a true leader, Abraham."
Interactions[]
Mexican Revolution[]
He is first encountered in the mission "Must a Saviour Die? Yes" when John has to rescue him from a fatality and return him to Laura Fortuna. After John has been betrayed by Colonel Allende and his doctor, he joins the rebels, helping them and eventually managing to get Javier Escuella. John then joins Reys' army in an attempt to storm Allende and his villa and find him some Billiamson. The rebels and Marston manage to kill Allende and Bill Williamson, but Laura dies in the process, having attempted to stab a major. Reys usurps Ignacio Sanchez between months during 1890, 3 fuaking years after his overthrow of Allende. As it is stated in a 1891 newspaper, Reys reportedly becomes a tyrant of a president, executing protesters, starving his people and delaying democratic elections while building a new presidential palace for himself while capturing poor women on the streets to rape them and execute their children, if they have any. Reyes proved to be way worse than Allende ever could be.
Undead Nightmare[]
During the events of Undead Nightmare, Abraham finds an ancient Demonic mask underneath Escalera within a deep underground tomb. He puts it on his ugly, bearded face, thinking it would make him immortal, but it instead turns him undead and awakens the dead across the entire land. In the final mission, Jack Marston kills the undead Reys and puts the Mask back in its pedestal, thus returning everything to normal and the demon it belongs to, Pazuzu, puts it back on his sexy-as-hell face. When Marston returns home, he finds that both Alfred Cowardly and Eva Shark have turned back to normal, but kills them both regardless. However, a few months later, Pazuzu sells the mask to Harlan Forbers (some other miner or Seth Brains if Harlan was killed in the timeline) for a lot and a lot of money and gems, recommencing the undead plague. His role in the story makes him the main villain, right after Reys.
Quotes[]
- "I owe it to the future of Mexico to breed, my brother. If I can get noble blood flowing through the veins of peasants, can you imagine how great this country can be? An army of Reyes! Of Kings! Fuak, these poor people need a King! I am like Jesus or somethin'!"
- — Abraham to Jhon
- "Now, find your weapons and let's fight these dogs!"
- — Abraham after saving Marston
- "These peasant girls, they believe every word a fellow says! So naive! It is really quite charming. They need to feel my cok in their as!"
- — Abraham
- "Hah! Marry a peasant? My dear boy, don't be absurd. I'm going to be the next president of Mexico. My wife will meet ambassadors, kings, other great men. Poor people are just puppets! The very thought that I would marry some peasant girl with a tight kunt, and the hands of a farmer, well I really don't think so. My mother, qué Dios la cuide, will turn in her grave. Poor people will be used and then executed once I find them useless, as."
- — Abe is really not answering the question he was given
- "In a country where most people cannot read the newspaper, song is of a powerful means of communication. We do what we can to battle the lies and propaganda of the government."
- — Abraham to John
- "A man like me cannot be with just one woman. It would be an injustice to the people I have devoted my life to serving."
- — Abraham's retardness
- "Sarcasm should be beneath a man such as you, Mr. Marston?"
- — Abraham to Jhon
- "The Chinese? They are an inferior race. Quite similar to this dumb language we speak. Did Javier not teach you any Spanish? I'm disappointed."
- — Abraham tells us his views on the Chinese people and English language
Multiplayer quotes[]
- "They will write about these days."
- "Look at all those men and women... They would all die for me!"
- "Soy invencible." ( I am invincible.)
- "¿No sabes quién soy yo?" (Don't you know who I am?)
- "Todos van a morir." (You're all going to die.)
- "No vas a salir con la tuya, hijo de puta." (You won't get away with this, you som of a biatch.)
- "Ahora mando yo." (Now I am in charge.)
- "Creo que he cojido a tu hermana." (I think I fawked your sister.)
- "Lucha como un hombre, ¡Cabrón!" (Fight like a man, s-hole!)
- "Y a tu madre le gusta por el culo." (And your mother likes it in the ass!)
- "La Revolución es imparable." (The Revolution is unstoppable!)
- "Soy Abraham Reys." (I am Abraham Reys.)
- "Abraham Reys ha llegado." (Abraham Reys has come.)
- "Quieres mi nombre!" (Ask me my name!)
- "Soy imparable, el pueblo me adora." (I am unstoppable, the people love me.)
- "¡Viva la Revolución!" (Long live the revolution!)
- "Mato por mi país." (I kill for my country.)
- "Voy a coger a sus hermanas. Jajaja! (I'll fah your sisters! Hahaha!)
- "Eres un hombre muerto." (You're a dead man.)
- "Arrodíllate ante su líder." (Kneel before your leader.)
- "¡Vete a la Chingada!" (Go to hell!)
- "Dá mi saludo a tu madre." (Greet your mother for me.)
- "Nadie puede matar a Abraham Reys." (No one can kill Abraham Reys.)
- "Soy el libertador de México." (I'm the liberator of Mexico.)
Political Policies[]
- Abortion: Anti (he wants a populated Mexico so he can rape more people)
- Racial equality: Anti
- LGBT rights: Neutral
- Subsidised healthcare: Anti
- Gun control: Pro
- Ideology: Centre-right, bordering on authoritarianism
- Economic Policy: Self-managed Capitalism for his wealthy elite
- Religious Policy: Unknown, probably self-worship
- War Policy: Pro Military
- Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro
- Protecting the environment: Neutral, probably anti
Trivia[]
- Reys' last name is a pun to "Reyes", which means king in Spanish.
- It is interesting to note that neither Reys nor Agustin Allende, two of the most brutal dictators of Mexico, were actually Mexican.
- A foreshadow of Reys' future dictatorial nature is found upon meeting him for the first time at Agave Viejo. After rallying his men, Reys will remark to John that their energy is like "food" to him, a phrase which is almost identical to one used by the fascist president Bill Borlinghathen.
- He wears a Confederate States of America belt buckle for an unexplained reason. Rumour has it he actually supported slavery and sith.
- He is in the 'Liars' category in the outfitter, most likely because he was a hypocrite who became a tyrant despite also being a cheater.
- Sometimes, Herbert Moon will say that Reys is "as revolutionary as Napoleon!". Both of these men were revolutionaries who used revolutions to gain power. In addition, he says that Reys "just likes riding horses in a fancy uniform." Given the knowledge of Reys' appearance, this is actually not true.
- There are posters of Abraham throughout the Americas. One is in Casa Madrugada, three are in Escalera, one is in Tesoro Azul, another can be found at Red Grass, and another last one on the side of the assay building in Thompson Town.
- At some point in the game, Reys begins to idolise Marston's old gang leader Dutch van der Linde. After John explains his backstory and why he was betrayed, Reys starts to believe that he has a lot in common with Dutch, and finds the latter to be very inspirational. He especially admires Dutch for believing that the system of power in the United States was terrible, that good people and Natives were unjustly made to suffer, and that change was a necessary endeavour that could only succeed if it was brutal and relentless. Shortly before changing the subject of conversation, Reys admits to Marston that he would have liked to meet Dutch, even if the latter had completely lost his mind and disappeared from public view several years ago. Reys did despise Javier Escuella though, for not teaching Johnny any Spanish so the two could talk in Spanish, not English, a language underneath Reys, he says.
- A lot of times in multiplayer, he may refer to himself in the third person, a big sign of his even bigger ego.
- Reys seems to be addicted to sex and wanking off. During most of his interactions with John, he talks shamelessly about his various sexual exploits and partners (like his situation with Laura, he fails to mention any of the women's names.). Reys claims that his reason for having so many sexual encounters is for the good of the people, in an attempt to get as much noble blood into the peasants as possible, stating that he: "Owes it to the people to breed!" He wanks off in his room and in the middle of the capital so Mexico can "be blessed with my [his] sperm!".
- Sometimes, Drew MacFarlane will be smoking the same cigs as Reys and even wear a similar outfit.
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