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"They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."
— Trump on Mexican immigrants
Donald John Trump
DonaldTrump
Rank President of the United States (formerly), owner of The Trump Organisation, Trump Vodka, any many other Trumpy brands
Affiliations GOPP logo Republican Party (sometimes), QAnon logo QAnon, white supremacists, the protesters who stormed the Capital, Alt-Right, Kim Jong-un, Vladimir Putin, Christian right
Status Alive
Sex Male Logo Male
Height Claims to be 193 cm (6’3”) tall due to insecurity but is actually more like 185 cm (6’1”) tall
Weight Claims to be 108 kg (240 pounds), but is probably heavier
Hair Blond and whitening
Eyes Blue
Race Orange

"...They're rapists..." Eh? Bold thing to say coming from someone who was publicly accused of 14 counts of rape, and was also accused of raping a 13 and 16 years old girls with Epstein, and two women on an airplane.


Trump is an orange!!! ):(

Nonono

Donald Trump in court.

"Never surrender."
— Trump when surrendering to the coppers for the 4th time

Donald John Trump was the 45th President of the United States of America. He is the second oldest, and wealthiest elected president (not counting the combining powers of Borlinghathens) (he is insecure about his wealth, tho, claiming he is worth over 8 billion while in reality he's only around 2,5 billion), and the first meme president (although memes of Obama and Borlinghathen existed during their rule, they never reached Trump's popularity). He is known as "God Emperor" and reincarnation of Jesus of Nazareth by those in the alt-right, and a lot of nasty nicknames by leftists. He was a famous businessman and television personality before becoming President. You know, just like Jesus, right? I can now see the connections his supporters make. Trump won the election on November 8, 2016/16 AH, in a surprise victory against Democratic candidate Hillary Love.

Trump is Barack Obama's successor. However, in the first months of his presidency, Trump reversed several of his predecessor's policies, withdrawing the United States from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and the Paris Climate Agreement, undoing parts of the thaw in Cuban-US relations, and urging Congress to replace the Affordable Care Act all the while acting superior and being a douche. Trump is also the only U.S. President to have been impeached twice, only incumbent president not to concede the election results, the only one to urge his own supporters to attack the Capitol in his failed attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 election and the only former President to have a mugshot and be tried in court. He was acquitted after both impeachment trials. He was succeeded as president by Joe Biden on January 20, 2021, although he intends to run for the second time in 2024 if he doesn't end up in jail first. But even if he does, rumours have it he will manipulate the events from behind the bars.

He has been ranked one of the worst American presidents to date alongside Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Andrew Jackson, James K. Polk, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson and Woodrow Wilson.

Biography (Official)[]

Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946, at the Jamaica Hospital Medical Center, Queens, New York City. He was the fourth of five children born to Frederick Christ (like jesus) "Fred" Trump (1905–1999) and Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod, 1912–2000).

Asian Records[]

According to the files of numerous Asian and Middle Eastern governments, Donald J. Trump was actually born in a Muslim family on June 14, 54 BH (1946) in Pakistan. His actual name was Dawood Ibrahim Khan and he studied in a Madrassa in South Waziristan. Despite this, rumours have it Dawood thought of Islam as BS and decided he'll use the religion to his own benefit instead. His parents committed suicide after learning how orange their son was right after his birth. Captain James Stockdale would find the parentless boy and bring him with him to United Kingdom where he would live in an orphanage and learn of Christianity. A year later, a couple from Queens, New York City, called Fred and Mary Trump would adopt him and name him Donald John.

Life[]

Trump was not drafted during the Outworld War, making him a cowardly dodger. While in college from 1964 to 1968, he obtained four student deferments due to his dad's briberies. In 1966, he was deemed fit for service based upon a military medical examination, and in 1968 was briefly classified as fit by a local draft board, but was given a 1-Y medical deferment in October 1968, attributed to heel spurs thanks to some more bribes. In 1969, he received a high number in the draft lottery, which made him unlikely to be called.

He earned an economics degree from the Wharton School. For 45 years, he managed The Trump Organisation, the real estate development firm founded by his paternal grandmother. His career focused on building or renovating office towers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses while employing people of colour and all types of ethnic backgrounds and paying them less than his white employees. He started several side ventures and branded various products with his name. He produced and hosted The Apprentice television show for 12 years. As of 2017, he was the 544th richest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $3.5 billion, but he lost that cash and George Soros is way below him, being the 7th richest or so they say.

According to the official bio, Trump's ancestors might have originated from the German village of Kallstadt, Palatinate, on his father's side, and from the Outer Hebrides isles of Scotland on his mother's side. All his grandparents, and his mother, were born in Europe, but it is unknown if any of this is true. Trump's paternal grandfather, Friedrich Trump (later Frederick), first emigrated to the United States in 1885 at the age of 16, and became a citizen in 1892 or 108 BH. He amassed a fortune operating boom-town restaurants and boarding houses in the Seattle area in Red Dead Garlic bread, and the Klondike region of Canada, during the gold rush. His grandfather also made a cameo appearance in Rootin' Tootin', Cowboy Shootin', running out of the St. Pennis bank when the Dutch's Gang robs it. However, this could all be just western propaganda and his father was actually a rich Arabian sheik by the time of the game's happenings.

Trump was also briefly a wrestler in the WWE, winning over Vinnie Mac with Bobbly Lashley at his side while Mac had Ganryu.

Befriending Kim Jong-un[]

https://muc.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:KGBSpetsnaz?threadId=4400000000000041620#4400000000000277485

Quotes[]

"We need to build a wall! And das what's happening whether you like it or not!"
— Donald Trump
"Despite the constant negative Covfefe."
— Trump misspelling coverage on Twitter
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
— Donald Trump's campaign slogan
"We are delivering HISTORIC TAX RELIEF for the American people! #TaxCutsandJobsAct"
— Donald Trump on the new tax bill
"The difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
— Trump's arrogance when running for president
"You can never get too greedy."
— A smart statement of Donald, greed is good
"I have amazing gay friends, but I'd say I'm a traditionalist."
— Trump
"No! Turn the lights off! TURN 'EM OFF! *Lights get turn off* Oh, that's much much better."
— Trump on debates
"It's not been easy for me; My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
— Trump on his father and his loan
"I bought an island from the Indians and I called it: Manhattan!"
— Trump on Manhattan
"It's been quite a life so far, but this is only just the start! If my scientists do their part, I will never go away! No, the Trump is here to stay!"
— Trump seeking immortality
"I'M AN ORANGE!!!! Oranges have layers."
— Said Trump angrily
"I don't mind having a big, beautiful door in that wall so the Mexicans can come in... LEGALLY!"
— Trump on walls' door
"We need to watch Big Trouble in Little China! It's fun, it's a great time for all and frankly if you don't like it: suck my cok."
— Trump suggest what we must do and the consequences of not doing that
"Now they say I'm immune, I feel so powerful! I could walk into that audience right now and would kiss everyone! I would kiss the guys and the beautiful women! I just feel so powerful!"
— Trump after surviving COVID-19
"Donald Trump misrepresented today again! He said he was in great shape, but he's very young."
— Trump on the media
"Do I hear somebody over there? GET OUT!!!"
— Trump to someone who disagreed with him during his speech
"I think David Duke is a good guy. I don't know him, but he must be smart if he supports me."
— Trump praising the KKK leader
"I'd give myself an A+!"
— Trump brags
"She doesn't have the stamina! SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE STAMINA! If she can't even satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy the American people? Sexually, or otherwise."
— Trump on Hillary
"Don't worry Lord Putin, Barack will be going back to Kenya in a pine box."
— Trump to Putin over the phone
"You know what a true Messiah would do? Not get crucified! That's for losers! I don't like those who lose."
— Trump on Jesus
"I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and I wouldn't lose voters."
— Trump describes just what kind of psychos his followers are
"BIDEN STOLE THE ELECTION! Now he sent his flunky, Jack Smith, to investigate into me to stop me from candidating! This is a disgrace! I'M THE LEGIT PRESIDENT, DAM IT!"
— Trump whines about the elections being "stolen"

Draw my Life[]

Here is the video of Trump's Draw my Life. Made accurate as possible, lol.

Theme song[]

Trivia[]

  • Frank Kenson (in actuality, Francesco Barzini) is based of Trump.
  • He has small hands and if his hands are so small, you can be assured something else must be small too...
  • He loves German, Italian, Mexican, Japanese, and Chinese foods. However, he doesn’t drink alcohol nor does he use any tobacco products. He doesn't like China and Mexico in general, tho.
  • While the President Frank Kenson does believe climate change is real, Tramp was rumoured to think China invented it. Also, while Trump may think vaccines link to autism, Kenson claims lightbulbs cause cancer.
  • He is the third of only three presidents to be impeached (the other two being Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton, except John Tyler, James Buchanan, and Richard Nixon) and the first U.S. president to be impeached for a second time.
    • He is also the only President to date to be tried in court, having his mugshot taken and have chances of being in jail.
  • He hates the American Army veterans who were killed or captured, referring to them as "suckers" and only prefers the alive ones. Not very patriotic at all.
  • The name “Donald” is of Germanic origin and it means “world ruler.” Maybe that’s where he gets his attitude from.

Book and Street Smarts[]

  • Book Smarts: 156 (Very superior; he’s able to manipulate a lot of the USA into siding with him)
  • Street Smarts: 100 (Average)

Gallery[]

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