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Barack Obama
Obama awesome
Biographical information
Real name Barack Hussein "Osama" Obama II
Also known as Barack, Baracka, Baraka, Obama, Barry, Barack Osama, Mr. President, prezi, first Afro-American president of United States, Ob, Soros' puppet, Jesus of the Left, First Mixed President, Osama bin Obama, Obamna, Obamba, Prince Ali
Nationality This is Sparta American (Kenyan ancestry)
Age 62
Status Alive
Birthplace Honolulu, Hawaii, United States of America (allegedly)
Physical description
Eye colour Brown
Hair colour Black, grey
Ethnicity Afro-Caucasian
Height 6'1" (187 cm)
Weight 176 lbs (79 kg)
Gender Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Enemies The GOP, racist mofos, Frank Kenson, Bloodhunts, his bro, Osama, Shao
Occupation(s) Politician, former President of America, Freemason, US Senator
Notable family members Ann Obama (mother), Lolo Obama (step-father), Barack Hussein Obama II (father), Michelle Obama (wife), Shao Kahn (ancestor), Malia and Sasha Obama (daughters), unnamed older brother who simped for Kenson
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) Some Cod series
Voiced by (English) Himself
"A nation that can't control its energy sources can't control the future."
— Obama
"I'm Obama, run tell ya' mama! Biatch, I want some corndogs!"
— Obama in Rucka Ali's video
"I smoke the baddest dro, I stole a Camaro, I boned the fattest hoe from that bus stop down the road. I drop the baddest bombs! I was born in Taiwan! I can do what I want, got them fly-s nig*h drones!"
— Obama represents his awesomeness on a podium

Barack Obama (full name Barack Hussein "Osama" Obama II, also known as Osama bin Laden (not his real name)) is the reason you need to get over to Canada. He was hand picked in 2008/8 AH by the Gods to be next dictator to drive America further downward. He was succeeded by Frank Kenson on the 20th of January, 2017/17 AH, who turned out to be even worse.

Obama is a very unique politician as he is very charismatic, but is still both; a greedy socialist and a puppet, but he has no problem with the real people who run the country behind his back because he is given far more money than he deserves. Obama's jobs are lying, reading papers given to him by the puppet-masters, pretending to be a sane, decent person, and going on 6 vacations a month. The only promises he keeps are the ones that make sith worse. He also has the biggest dik around. His puppet master is rumoured to be George Soros, although even he takes his orders from a Dixmor, probably Murkoff Dixmor. Or at leas he did.

Biography[]

Obama was the son of a white hippie named Ann Dunham, and a Hawaiian economist named Barack Saddam Hussein Obama Sr. His parents met during their college days in Hawaii and decided to smoke a joint after having sex. Two years after his father left the family home, he established a new subsidiary in Kenya and getting a political office as Minister of Econotuya, Kenyan for Economy. The jilted mother sought another husband and married an Indonesian named Lolo; the life of Anna Dunham was successfully brought to the field of music by Tupac Shakur in his song Brenda's got a Baby despite the fact that Shakur got assassinated by the guy in a the blue tuxedo. He studied at prestigious universities under the aegis of George Soros, who had in mind the conquest of global financial markets with a mole president in the White House. His power was almost destroyed when Francesco Barzini tried to seize control in 2012 but he wouldn't succeed until 2017.

Cold War[]

Earlier in his life, during the Cold War, he was abducted by a secret command of the KGB and taken to Moscow. There, Alexander Faust became a cyborg communist, genetically modified using a mixture of DNA from more powerful anti-American and charismatic leaders of the time (Fidel Castro, Onaga, Fat Boner and others along with Obama). Barack completed his socialist instructions in various training camps in Outworld, under the direct supervision of his biological ancestor Shao Kahn.

Dreams[]

After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Obama returned to the United States and become a staunch defender of Outworld Communism. Despite her (America's) ambitions, she knew just to move cautiously and found information about his life from 1990 until September 11, 2011, when some trusted men claimed to seen him in various airports in the country at the same time. Obama would later use those planes to crash down the WTC's, along with General Reiko. Now he has returned to public life, but only Hillary and Kenson can stop his dream of creating the URSA (Union of American Socialist Republics) and introduce Shao Kahn law throughout the America.

Unfortunately, Obama's term ended before he could set his plans in motion and his opponent, Frank Kenson, seized power with some help from the White Rabbit to create Kenson's Dictatorship.

In Rap Battle[]

Verse 1[]

They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left.

Need to stop hatin' on gays, love teachers got addressed!

You've got the momma James and a Mr. Biatch place!

So rich and white, it's like I'm runnin' against a cheesecake!

Republicans need a puppet and you fit.

Got their hands so far up your rear, you wear call!

I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage.

'Bout to get smacked by Obama's stimulus package (dik), hahaha!

You're a best bet but with no chance, you can't even touch me!

I got four more years (two terms) and the White House, just trust me!

I hoped you saved her best runs for the second half.

Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking yo s!

Verse 2[]

Eh, look, I respect all religions (mostly), uh, but it might get crazy.

If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Verse 3[]

Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted.

We'll see plenty of places after my first discussion!

Verse 4[]

Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!

Verse 5[]

Nuh-uh!

Verse 6[]

EEEERRRR!

Own told Bio[]

My fellow Americans, let me start off by thanking the EERB for on hosting this, ahh, most certainly epic rap battle. Hi, I'm Barack (don't call me Barry, I don't go by that anymore) Osa-Obama! Pardon me. I'm President of the United States of America – the first African-American to ever hold that position – and a member of the Democratic party. I was, ahhh, born in Hawaii (America, last time I checked) and have a birth certificate to prove it. I wasn't born in Kenya. My parents divorced soon after, but hey, that didn't stop me from attending Harvard Law School, serving as an Illinois State Senator, and developing my ah, stuttery, "thoughtful", oratory style before running for president. I rode into office in the 2008 election on a promise of change and hope for a socialist country. During my term, I set into motion efforts to pull troops out of Outworld (mission accomplished August 2010/10 AH), imprison Shao Kahn (slam dunk, nailed it), close our special military prison Guantanamo Bay (we're, ah, still working on it), and fix the economy (stimulus takes, ahh, some time). I openly support gay marriage, heck, I just want everyone to be as happy as I am with my beautiful, powerful, dignified, giant of a wife, Michelle.

Latest speech[]

Ever since his mandate was over, Obama has been out of the White House, back on welfare and he will explain to you all what happened in his own words.

"*Obama drives past the White House on a tractor* Make way for my Denali! Make way I'm Bengali!!! Since I've been out of the White House, I've been standing in line at the Welfare Office, smoking a blunt with the cast of Entourage! *Coughs* That's sum good shit, Turtle. Finally I could stop with the hwhite boy lies, so here's what I'm really like: I'm Ali, House of Saudi, Barry Obama! Drivin' me a stolen Audi that belongs to ME! I get arrested sometimes... my vest contains a bomb! I was born in North Outworld and in Bali! It's Ali, I'm a Sunni from Alabama! Eating me a bucket of drums from KFC! (Frank Kenson: Ay, who the hell is this guy?) I'm you with an expensive tie! Still using the White-as House WiFi on my 3G! Now die from 5G! (Random religitard: He's a pimp standing on the street corners! Like Karl!) But I live here... (Chinese worker from the local cafe: He's a brack guy, prease carr the porice!) Uh, I ask that you don't... (Jimmy-Joe: He's a Muslim preparin' my shwarma!) Paid by big Pharma & Big Medicine! I'm a piece of Africkan, radical black panther, Arap-American dream!!! It's Ali, smokin' some tree, Daddy Obama! I'm the Nigerian prince, stealing your iden-titty! I spread the word of Alla. No, it ain't a stolen Impala. I was born in North Africa, probabbbbllllyyyy! On the streets I'm mowing down fuaking honkeys! Move bischt, get out of the way! I was Shao Kahn's tribe originally! That's my nigguh, oh yeah! I'm jihading around on a donnnkeeey! I was born in East Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Dubai, Outworld, Orderworld, Afghanistan and the ghetto of Haiiiitttiiii... in jaillllllliiiiii!!! It's Ali at Mickey D's! Smokin' a crack rock! Can you please pass me the soda, nibba, please! From the White House to a tent; I'm always late on my rent! *Speaks very fast* I'm serving life sentences, smokin' a blunt! I'm airplanes crashing down in 11 AH! I'm the fear that Americans' been feelin' ever since Abrah Lincoln freed meeeee!!!!! I'M MEEEEEEEE!!!!! SUCK MY D!!!!!!!! I NEED MONNNEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!! Oh, and I hate white people. Sorry."
— Obama's latest speech or song, where he reveals a lot of stuff

Political Policies[]

  • Abortion: Pro
  • Racial equality: Pro
  • LGBT rights: Pro, was anti in the first years of his career
  • Subsidised healthcare: Pro
  • Gun control: Pro
  • Ideology: Far-Left/Centre-Left
  • Economic Policy: Liberal capitalism (we pretend its socialism when we want him on our side aka being funny)
  • Religious Policy: Immoralism (he is a Sunni Muslim, though)
  • War Policy: Probably Anti Military depending on the situation, was Pro in his earlier years of reign
  • Tax cuts for the wealthy: Anti
  • Protecting the environment: Maybe pro

Trivia[]

  • Obama once said that anime is a great inspiration for today's youth, American youth that is. He basically sold America out to those fascist, pedo Japanese. I hope he is aware that anime and manga, especially its darker part known as hentai is nothing more than excuse for pedophilia.
  • Despite being partially responsible for the 9/11 and learning from him, Obama hated Shao Kahn in later years of his career.
  • There are many rumours going around, circulating Obama's personal life. His opponents claim he was actually born in Kenya, not Hawaii, that he is a Muslim communist with ties to Outworld and that his wife was once a man named Michael, before going trans. This would make Obama's kids adopted.

Gallery[]

Theme song[]

Since Obama is a communist and a secret terrorist send from Outworld, this is the USSR's anthem Obamanised. It's his very own theme.

USSR_anthem_Obamanised_(Obama's_theme)

USSR anthem Obamanised (Obama's theme)

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